BY LAWRENCE HALL
A Cat is Stillness in Motion
For Tuxedo-Cat, Who Simply Moved in One Day.
There is no stillness like a cat
To the laws of physics a stillness unknown
When all is still he is stiller still
Even stiller than a stick or stone
There is no motion like a cat
A silent slink upon delicate paws
A smoke-like current now still again
To eye a chameleon
and sharpen his claws
If a Bee Stings Me
If a bee stings me, pity the poor bee
If a wasp stings me, then pity me!
Being a ‘Possum Must be Rough
A Dachshund’s Night Patrol
Being a ‘possum can only be rough
Dragged all over the yard by a dachshund
A furious dachshund half its size
Until it collapses into a faint
And unconscious cannot see the absurdity
Of this old man chasing the dachshund all over the yard
Explaining that the ‘possum is a beneficent species
Demanding obedience, and receiving none
It’s not at all biblical, but even so
I command the dog to let my ‘possum go
(No ‘possums were harmed in the making of this minor marsupial motion picture)
A Deer and I Surprised Each Other
Silence
We paused
We looked
She leaped
I said
Goodbye
But she
Was gone
And I
Was left
There all
Alone
The October Squirrel Festival
For Jerry Nobles, of Happy Memory. Our Town Pharmacist and a Joyful Friend
Squirrels!
They’re up the trees; they’re down the trees
They swarm each other just like bees
They’re up the oak; they’re down the pine
They really need a traffic fine
Dachshunds!
Our outraged pups – they yap and bark
While chasing squirrels all over the park
Dachshunds are usual merry and curious
But with squirrels they are fast and furious
But not fast enough
Cats!
Tuxedo-Cat, all proper and prim
Watches the others with a face all grim
Wolf-Dog-Coyote Things, Dachshunds, and a ‘Possum
“Luna! Stop it! Let go of that ‘possum! Astrid! Get out of it! You’ll get bitten! Luna! Do you hear me!? Stop it! Let go! Astrid! Get out of the way! Luna!”
(Snarls, hisses, and the crashing of garden tools for effect)
The wolf-dog-coyote things sang in the fields
The dogs fought with a ‘possum in the shed
Which wasn’t organized very well before
But after the fight one can’t even step inside
The ‘possum has at last safely escaped
The little dogs are quite proud of themselves
They and I are all panting for breath
And the wolf-dog-coyote things have gone quiet
The rural life does not often admit
Time for meditation, reflection, and peace
In Nature We Are Only a Menu Item
Purporting to love nature is a commonplace
This does not mean that nature loves us back
We often look for nature’s smiling face
But nature looks for us as a tasty snack
The alligator is defended for being here first
The gentle boar is a creature of God
Anopheles wants only to quench its thirst
The innocent shark hungers only for cod
Communing with nature cannot be beaten—
Up until the moment when you are eaten!
