Sir Pithlewick of Monotreme
By G. Connor Salter Editor’s Note: The following text has been reconstructed from three fragments. The first fragment was discovered in 1994 by the Earl of Manchester while his workers were excavating a privy. The…
So What Happens at A Lord of the Rings Party?
“Hey, if Sauron wants to watch TV, let him.” I watch the orange balloon with the giant eye scrawled over it in Expo marker bobble around, its eye facing the projector we are using to…
Goliath Roach
I know that whatever sermon God has my pastors deliver is meant to guide and equip me for the week ahead. Bishop preached on David and Goliath — on how Goliath towered over David, but…
The Ten Quadrillion Septillion Year Monkey Theorem
~ by Brett Abrahamsen The infinite monkey theorem states that an infinite number of monkeys, at an infinite number of typewriters, for an infinite amount of time, will almost certainly type the complete works of…
Third Time the Charm
By Montrose Word Count: 586 Rated: G Summary: Tsuna, the Tradehood's Master of Arms, rides to meet with the Supreme Prophet Paliens. Zanzibar might have been entering into a long spring, but snow still clung…
Holbein’s Portrait of Saint Thomas More In an Aural Halo of Electronic Pings from Rental Earphones
By Lawrence “Mack” Hall Word Count: 155 Rating: G Summary: the author looks at a painting of Thomas More while listening to a explanatory recording. The (beep) painting (beep) dates (beep, beep) from (beep) Holbein’s…
The Screwtape Emails
Jan. 20, 2018 My dear Wormwood, I agree, many things about the current situation have worked tremendously to our benefit, and in some cases have exceeded our expectations. I would urge you, however, to keep…
Beyond the Wood: A Chronicles of Narnia Story
~ by Amanda Pizzolatto A figure flitted between the linden trees, her right hand gently clutching a yellow linden blossom and her left holding a guinea pig close to her chest. The little creature was…
Of Local Importance: A Movie Review of “The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain”
Year: 1995 Filming: Color Length: 120 minutes Genre: Comedy/Drama/Inspirational/Romance Maturity: PG (for mild language and brief sexual innuendos) Cast: Hugh Grant (Reginald Ansen), Tara Fitzgerald (Betty), Colm Meaney (Morgan the Goat), Kenneth Griffith (Rev. Jones),…
Inspireball Championship
By Amanda Pizzolatto (alias Aurora Mandeville) Word count: 1314 Rating: G (suitable for all audiences) Summary: Divine inspiration is just a game--but a really intense game. “Well folks, welcome back to our Inspireball Championship! Jonah…